Raven Purl: Why was Hellen Keller such a bad driver? She was a woman.A woman is walking down the beach & sees a pirate captain. She thinks for a minuit & says "Where's your buccaneers?" The captain looks at her & replies "Under my buckin' hat!"
Marjory Stromme: Bob and Larry walked into a bar. Larry said OUCH!
Mikel Bethay: what do you call a fish with no eyes?a fsh
Autumn Vacio: Ever hear the pineapple joke? Hehehhe. I'll tell you.3 white guys are walking in Harlem, john, jack, bob. They are taking a little walk when a van suddenly stops besides them and masked guys come out and kidnap them. Then the criminals take them to a secluded area and let them out. They pop open the back and have a variety of fruits. They say to the 3 guys " stuff 10 of these fruits up your @** or die. Oh, ya and you can't laugh n*gg*s. Bob sticks 6 apples up his butt laughs, and gets shot. The second guy sticks 9 cherries up his butt,laugh, and dies. When jack died he went hea! ven. When jack got there the bob who died was there. When he saw jack arrive he asked him, "why did you laugh? you could have lived if you did one more. The jack laughed and sayed "I saw the other bob grab pineapples to stuff up his @**!...Show more
Otto Lingafelt: what do you call half a rabbit?RAB ! lol
Booker Warlick: A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?''Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.''Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'The Se! rgeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.Finally ! the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"1955, ma'am.""Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!"She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, 'I Hope Not; It's only 2130 now.'...Show more
Raye Tredennick: Your so dumb you got locked in Tescos and starved to death!! ahaha lolxxx
Johnnie Pummill: Do you know the joke about "no neither do i?"You: "no"Me: "neither do I" :D...Show more
Nicolasa Henke: if chuck norris fought against 2 chuck norris chuck norris would winalso your mom!!!! haha -_-?if your uncle jack helped you off an elephant would you help your uncle jack off an elep! hant
No comments:
Post a Comment